There’s all this talk of being who you are and doing what you want. The thing is, I couldn’t tell you who I am. I couldn’t tell you what I want to do. I am a walking collection of contradictions and oxymorons. I am nothing more than a generalization forced into a hyper-specific society. I’m scared that I’ll never find out who I am. I’m scared that I’ll...
amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be...– Unknown (via attaches)
thelilnan: stickittothemandria: dampsandwich: why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves! only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base I finally understand dubstep
parrillas: multipack: *jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles* “WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”
laugh-addict: do you ever hear someone’s name and just
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
egg-rolls: omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
Petition to shut down AnonIB. →
standpoor: jackpowerx: bonestobones: This still needs over a thousand signatures and it’s a damn well important thing that it gets signed by everyone who knows about this website. For those who don’t, AnonIB is a website essentially dedicated to the stalking of women and under age girls by people suspiciously obtaining their nude photos and often posting pictures of girls requesting that...
We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be...– Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via perfect)
nahlou: there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
rigginsrigs: does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
niggaimdeadass: it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th a nigga was stressed and depressed walking home like “how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself” on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom luckily they had this program “read away your fees” or some shit like that every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off my niggas. my...
urbancatfitters: i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade
I should have been born in the 1920’s with an iPhone– (via kieljamespatrick)
egberts: teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers
rodneykong: fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war